A review by my 9 y o son described by the utterly lovely Neil Gaiman as the best review ever Today I was sick My mum doesn t always believe me when I say I m sick but my sister was sick yesterday so Mum said I could stay off school BUT she said Don t think you re going to be lazing around watching TV and playing on the computer all day That was bad news That is indeed what I was planning on doing I was bored so Mum let me borrow er Kindle to read a book that was making Aircraft of World War I 1914 1918 The Essential Aircraft Identification Guide her laugh called Fortunately the Milk by Neil Gaiman with illustrations by Chris Riddell I noticed that itad brilliant pictures in it even on the Kindle and Mum said I could go on the iPad if I wanted to draw a front cover for the book I did Look you can see the images at There was something very good about this book It was an enhanced edition which means that the writer reads the book out loud to you while you read it This writer is a good reader and e didn t sound at all like the dalek voice that normally comes out of the Kindle Mum said I could stay on the iPad if I wanted to draw a picture of the writer reading the book But I can t draw good faces so I drew a picture of the Kindle talking Then I labeled it Kindle because Mum asked what it was you can see the images at I started to read This is me reading And no My face is NOT the book you can see the images at Everyone should read this book It will make everybody laugh It is good and very clever The best thing is that it goes backwards and forwards in time with the Dad meeting imself all over the place in the past and in the future and in crazy wormholes you can see the images at It Amazon.com: The Underwater Photographer eBook: Martin Edge: Kindle Store has good characters The dad is a funny dad I also like the brother and sister because they are not stupid They ask the dad clever uestions to try and trapim but Growing Marijuana (Idiot's Guides) he is good at wiggling out of troubleI think this is a very good book and it deserves 5 stars which Iave drawn ere because it meant I could stay on the iPad for longer you can see the images at day I would like to write books as good as Fortunately The Milk and draw pictures as good as this too A uirky weird and fun book I wouldn t expect anything less from Neil Gaiman P I listened to this on audiobook during a car trip with my oldest boy Oot Age 45We both really enjoyed it Though didn t get to see the illustrations we got to ear Neil Dynamite Doc or Christmas Dad? himself reading it ande s a very very good narrator If you ve never Industrial Applications of Biopolymers and Their Environmental Impact heardim reading Retraite sur le Cantique des Cantiques: Commentaires bibliques (Spiritualité) (French Edition) his own stuff you re really missing out Five bucks on Gaiman throwing darts at an idea boardWhy Maybe cause of the time traveling dinosaurs unicorns wumpires and aliensFor such a decidedly whimsical book it was unexpectedly fabulous Two kids are leftome alone with dad for a weekend while scientist mom is at a conference unexpectedly great reason for mom to be gone for the week Only when it comes time for breakfastthe kids discover that there s no milk for their cerealTheir dad bravely ventures forth to pick up some from the corner storeand Blood Sorcery (Shadows of Magic, he s gone an awfully long time So long that the kids demand an explanation whene returns And their dad opens The Elusive Heiress Nancy Drew his mouthand this wonderful tale spills out It wasilarious fun and an all around delight Plus the illustrations were adorableYouTube Blog Instagram Twitter Snapchat mirandareads Happy Reading Cute A 83% Very Good Notes Gaiman like a chef savant boldly tossing supposedly dissonant ingredients into a pot makes a Pizarro and the Conuest of Peru heck of a tasty stew It was a rainy morning and I felt like reading Neil s new book Fortunately the Milk So I popped on my favourite astronaut t shirt and caught the bus to my local bookstore Snuffin and Kooks I lookedigh and low for Neil s book but all that was there were stacks of Paranormal Romance as far as I could see Excuse me I said to the nearest droopy eyed sales attendant Do you Are You There God? It's Me M have Neil Gaiman s new book Fortunately the Milk She rolleder eyes so far back that I thought for a moment she was inspecting Evan (O'Connor Brothers Vol. 5) her own sinus cavities All theipsters On Hitler's Mountain Overcoming the Legacy of a Nazi Childhood PS have already bought out our entire stock she replied. I bought the milk said my father I walked out of the corner shop andeard a noise like this t A cristalli liquidi (Italian Edition) h u m m t u m m I looked up and saw a I've Got a Home in Glory Land: A Lost Tale of the Underground Railroad huge silver discovering in the.
Hings are getting sillyIndeed confirmed the King And therefore I sentence you to finish this atrocity of a review as soon as possible without using the waking up from a dream scenario I Pip Sueak Saves the Day Medici Books for Children hate when they do thatWell it would expedite this review if youad a copy of Neil Gaiman s new book Fortunately the Milk that I could read very uickly That would be mighty Dragonsbane helpful Your HighnessLuckily Iave a copy right Lonestar Sanctuary here in my ermine cape I was reading it earlier and I found it a uite fine read I did not like the ending though Who dave thought that all that time the milk was the murderer not the train driver AbsurdWell no need to read it now Thanks anyway Fortunately I read this book HOW MUCH FUN AN HOUR CAN BE uite funny entertaining and it s a really uick readWhat else can you askI did it on an Trust Me, I'm Lying: Confessions of a Media Manipulator hourAnd for thatour I Understanding the Black Economy and Black Money in India had such wonderful time In anour I was lost in time meeting fantastic characters and laughing PERFECT COLLABORATIVE TEAM If you decide to read it keep in mind that it s a short story oriented for children so please don t Desperate (Bad Baker Boys, harm the rating of this sweet book just because you were expecting Neil Gaiman the great mind behind Sandman and American Gods He is notereBUTYou will find Neil Gaiman the wonderful dad that wrote a story to entertain for an Biocentrismo. L'universo, la coscienza. La nuova teoria del tutto hour tois children and the children of all the world Along with Neil Gaiman in A Small C Compiler Language Usage Theory and Design here you will find the delicious art of Scottie Young talented artist famous foris work on the Marvel s graphic novel adaptations of the OZ books by L Frank Baum that How Drawings Work he worked there with Eric Shanower By the way you can check on my shelves of Goodreads you will find reviews of all those books too Gaiman and Young are a wonderful team where the words of Neil make a perfect amalgam to the drawings of Scottie I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE Wacky characters along with time travelwonderful combinationI won t spoil anything don t worry Geez I just want to comment that if you ever been able to contain yourselves of reading aloud the lines of the wumpires yes you read correctlywumpires well I just can say that youave selfcontrol than me Because I just Truly Irresistible have to say aloud those phrases with my best imitation of the expected accent Oh yes Iad to do it And I m not ashamed of admit itKeep loyal to your wumpires Be proudFor an Whisper Loudly hour Neil and Scottie take us to a funny wacky fantasy adventure but at the end they let you to decide if all was lie or not I chose to believe Oh yeslife is too short for not believing in fantasy at least for anourIf you can t being a kid again at least for an I've Been Thinking . . .: Reflections, Prayers, and Meditations for a Meaningful Life hour and laughing with a sweet story like this one geez please look for an empty grave and jump in there you are already dead and nobody told you Oh if you are of the ones that skip the final credits well you will miss something really funny Nope I won t tell it s not my fault that you were in suchurry to leave the bookGood thing that I never skip that like in the movies that if you are too eager to leave the theater and you can miss a final scene I wonder what all those people do rushing out once the credits started to roll Do they find a cure to the cancer Solving the world Dragon Ball Z Cycle 2 T03 hunger Getting world peace Nope I don t think so since we stillave all those troublesSo getting back to the final credits in this book read them or you will miss the final joke If you don t get it please do some memory tests since you The Never-Ending Present: The Story of Gord Downie and the Tragically Hip & have to get it you just read it less thanour ago Now I leave I The Bible in the lyrics of Bob Dylan The Wanted Man study series have to go to the market for some milk Neil Gaiman s latest book Fortunately The Milk is a boisterous tale of an extraordinary adventure time travel and milk Gaiman s is full of surprises jokes and an awful lot of just being plain silly If you can t tell already I loved this book Gaiman s tale narrated by a boy whose mother is away on a busin Clickere to watch a video review of this book on my channel From Beginning to Bookend A uirky tale of time travelling dinosaurs blood sucking wumpires yes wumpires and enthusiastic pirates made even amusing by an abundance of winsome illustrations. Ew York Times bestselling story of time travel and breakfast cereal expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Skottie Youn.
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