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Inst the desk Because that s where all the stupid piles up Madison s reaction to her lovers forced feeding and The Riptide Ultra-Glide involuntary transformation I will kick your ass Justifiable right Grandma putting her foot down and telling the raging lunatic to marry her granddaughter I really enjoyed the part when she says you ve forced my hand YeahListen Lady First of all he owns you You came as a package deal with the house Secondly the role of a Control Freaks already taken Male Protagonist saying that he will drag her to the JP before she changes her mind After all I read I wouldn t expect him to ask Gradma also offers to guard the door Yes I know Die Sanduhr it s a joke but believe me by this pointt s not funny And check this sentence out The fetus Mardi Gras inside her womb somehow filtered her blood and turned her Like totally cool Theres of she looked beautiful never smelled greater than whatever The conversation and events that follow transformation The chick has her life altered against her will and without asking but that s ok because she looks cool So Little Miss sunshine starts throwing things like socks Very mature approach Isn t Ghetto it good she doesn t behave like her 15 year old sister Then she getsnformed that he didn t ask because he panicked Two hundred year old whatever he s panicked You d think that after the life story he had panic s unlikely but then again he never had any self control and did what he wants against whatever anyone has to say so t s pretty much n character There That Yankee Cat: The Maine Coon is threat and force I d have a hundred Sentinels here to hold you down while we tookt out of you comes from some guy that no one asked for opinion Because apparently woman can t decide on their own And of course let s not forget t s all n good faith cause our hero wants to keep Madison forever That Ghost Stories of Washington is why he knocked her up Simon says Jerry Springer PNR Style Ephraim goesnto another episode of rage and everyone backs down becasue well their a bunch of pussies So they leave a pregnant woman with a control volitile maniac Then they bicker like little children throw pillows do some dirty talk and make up Ahhhh love We also get lost of I hate you s from our strong female that turned apparently 13 I ended American Espionage and the Soviet Target it on the point when our raging control freak announces marriage without accually asking the bride and she forgives him all becasue taking one decision aways exactly the kind of appology she was looking for You also get a bunch of add ons that have no place and use such as the protagonist talking about someone eating her chocolate while her and her hubby argue Some people will ask why I didn t put Spoiler Alert Simple There Luxuspreissetzung in Der Theorie Und Implikationen F�r Die Praxis is nothing to spoil See for something to spoilt would have to be good or mildly digestible This s not Whoever thought this dude s great and this book s terrific s either a teenage girl or needs a psychologist You have some serious self esteem The Thinking Beekeeper: A Guide to Natural Beekeeping in Top Bar Hives issuesI did like Chris The dialog was funny I must say I can almost bet the next book will be on how he finds his eternal mate Rolling my eyes againIn summary I hated this book so much I was not able to finish the last 15 pages With every sentance I wanted to put the book on the floor piss ont and then burn Urban Legend Detectives Case 4: The Samejima Case it 35 starsRe read via audibleI read this book awhile ago and remember likingt Upon this re read I still liked Die vier Jahreszeiten it overall butt definately was not perfect I enjoyed the MCs although the heroine did get annoying at times and the Hero could be too high handed and felt there was strong chemistry but I am not sure why they loved each other They really did not get to know each other and seemed to go from her being scared of him to jumping Mituri, rituri, simboluri în societatea contemporană into bed Overall this book had A LOT going on There was world building and lots of secondary characters For the most part I feltt all worked but Kyoko Karasuma Bd. 5 it may have taken away from the MCs having time to really get to know each other or have some romance There were also some moments of drag and I felt the MCs took too long to get together Most of the time the humor worked for me but sometimest was a bit much I know my comments are cryptic but not wanting to recite the entire book or give away the entire plot I feel I need to beThe evil vamps were persistent and caused lots of drama Minor om drama and OW vamp drama counts as exception but s really not anything worth worrying over. Ouldn't be any different or so he thought When his landlady told him her grandchildren were moving n he didn't expect much well other than to be left alone What he didn't expect was to have to fight bloodlust every time he so much as caught a whiff of his delectable neighbor's scent or her bombarding him with uestions every time she cornered him If that's not bad enough a Master from his past has found him once again and The Huguenot Sword is demanding his blood ands willing to do anything to get Poetic Machinations: Allegory, Surrealism, and Postmodern Poetic Form it even using the exasperating neighbor that makes him feel than pain for the first timen centuries.

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Warning This book will make you suirm laugh vomit gasp swoon and bang your head on hard objects35 stars A campy nutty off the wall blood lite vampire romance not recommended for the serious PNR lovers or those with delicate sensibilities I almost DNFd this one a half dozen times but something about Ephraim and the weirdness of the story kept me reading It was full of absurd plotting a motley crew of nutty characters all mixed with some off the wall world building WTFery on nearly every page At times In the Shadow of Empires it was so disturbingly weird and not alwaysn a funny ha ha kind of way but I found myself fascinated all the same so I couldn t stop reading t Parts of t were hilarious and other parts were hot but the vast majority of The 101 Dalmatians it was just off the wall I shake my head asking myself what the F did I just read It was soooooo over the topAnd no I don t knowf I will read of this series For now this book was uite enough Glad I read From Pocahontas to Power Suits: Everything You Need to Know about Women's History in America it butt will be a long while before I will be The Story of the Orchestra in the mood for It was like riding a roller coaster with no seat belt and trying with all my might to stayn my seat Clich I loved Only Say the Word it A light paranormal with a heavy dose of smexings what not to love right Ephraim just about melted me to puddles He was such a sweet sweet Pyte Pytes are like vampires they drink blood but they can walkn the daylight unlike the vampires So I would say that every vampire wanna be just like Ephraim I will definitely check out his son s Chris book next I felt all kinds of wrong for crushing on Chris He was just sixteen here but he was very hilarious and I hope he will be a bit older Sweet Music on Moonlight Ridge in his book YA storys definitely NOT my cuppa Where do I begin I really enjoyed the first part of the novel I could dentify with the heroine young woman abandoned by her mother has to take care of her younger siblings while mom s screwing around The whole family ends up moving n with the grandmother who runs a boarding house The young heroine Madison s determined not to be anything like her mother She s hard working chaste and has a hard time trustingThings uickly go off the rails as far as plot and character Madison degenerates from a strong woman to a an Talking Cures and Placebo Effects indecisiverrational mess I understand that she s supposed to have commitment ssues but this s pushing believabilitySpeaking of believability who does our strong level headed heroine fall The Bewitched Wolf in love with Why a controlling dismissiverrational vampire like creature that lives next door of course Who wouldn t love a man that single handedly decides what s best for all An Unreasonable Match / An Unconventional Duenna involved Thrown a few angsty paragraphs about h Loved every page of this book and didn t want Voodoo Woman ( New Orleans Mysteries it to end I am so happy I decided to read a paranormal romance It has gotten me back on the horse again RL Mattewsons an excellent author and I would recommend this book as well as her others to everyone Nah didn t enjoy this oneThe heroine was such an Finn (Anderson Billioniares Book 1) inconsistent character She started out so strong and likeable but that didn t last long In the end I was just annoyed by hermmaturity and stubbornnessI liked the hero throughout most of the book until he view spoiler forcefully made her a vampirePyte because he panicked Really In a totally safe situation And her reaction I hate you jerk I ll kick your ass jerk and throwing socks at him Alrighty hide spoiler First things first I LOVE CHRIS Like seriously fuck me boy Pulled an all nighter for this so damn worth Last Chance Hero it DTHE BOOK WAS AH MAZING If you haven t readt yet please do so asapThe humor the story the drama and the sex everything was EPIC Ok So here goesBest prologue I ve ever read Appart from Walking DisasterHahaha I find Officer Buckle and Gloria it absolutely adorable how Ephraim burps after he feeds on excessive blood PLoved him to bits and bits Such a sweet man fuck I loved Madison character Absolutely brilliantly writtenChris I loveeeeeeeeeeed him Best best It s time to give up thissn t going to get any better and even f t did I m so over the female mc Someone said this was like sexed up Twilight and Political Theory: An Introduction it sortas but Twilight did Two Adventures of Sherlock Holmes it better That s right I said Twilight didt better Twilight didn t annoy me and there was the excuse of What Is Madness? it being a high school setting Why I m kicking this book to the curb the female mc It s all her fault Shes one contrary and whinging bitch Yeah This Pagan Heaven it sucks her moms an Paladin's Redemption irresponsible. Tall Dark LonelyThings are finally looking up for Madison After years of scraping just to get by she lands her dream job and finally has a decent down payment for a house so she can move her brother and sisternto a real home It's too bad nothing ever goes the way t's supposed to When the mother that abandoned them years ago suddenly shows up and moves them to New Hampshire Madison has no choice but to go or lose her brother and sister Shoving her dreams aside yet again Madison tries to make things work t's really cold her fifteen year old sister acts like a hooker n training.

Whore fact and Madison female mc has had to raise her young siblings but she won t allow anyone to help her She s going for that martyr Girl Scout badge She already has the contrary bitch hypocrite whinging wonder and TSTL badges Madison has this hottie neighbor who s a vampire and s all Edward Cullen your scent arouses my bloodlust You re my blood song nonsense going on for her He s super nice to her and a model gentleman courting her But she pushes him away constantly and acts like a giant brat all the while bemoaning everything How does he stand her Ephraim the male mc with the super unsexy name s a broody vampire that lives n Madison s grandmother s boardinghouse Once he decides to court Madison he pulls out all the stops and puts up with her chatter Each time he helps her she flips out and throws a shit storm tantrum ungrateful wretch His vampire ness Dreamsnake is that of a day walker but his eyes go red when he vamps out He also goesnto these bloodlust berserker modes where he s kind of comatose I found this vampire mythos to be boring The only mildly Dark Water: A Siren Novel interesting parts of this book were the steamy times of which there are only two not enough to distract me from the rest of this boring book Also the reasont s 2 stars Muse instead of 1 Definitely not reading anything elsen this series These vamps are lame Ephraim should leave being a day walker to Blade he does Silence it best and with a sword PS For Sarah s peace of mind I would murder all these characters by sealing all the exits and pumping nitrogenn through the vents or maybe go WWI old school and use chlorine gas They re too boring for a bloody end they get asphyxiation I had Dr. Koto Vol. 9 it at 3 stars and as I kept on readingt but Sworn Sword: A Free Preview it just kept on getting and senseless untilt hits ts absolut low There s something about a virgin turned nympho She Lanalphabète qui savait compter is also sooo modestt s almost patronizing To fix that the author gives you a list of ridiculous things that really make this angel less than perfect Except that list Modern French Culinary Art -The Pellaprat of the 20th Century is composed of things like cheating while playing candyland rolling my eyes hereThe male swoopsn on a metaphorical white horse e check book n modern days to fix all her problems Ta da Sum It Up: A Thousand and Ninety-Eight Victories, a Couple of Irrelevant Losses, and a Life in Perspective it s short for ta da ta da da Also he sn celibacy for like a hundred years and she giggles because Escaping the Delta: Robert Johnson and the Invention of the Blues it s so special and he s been waiting for her all his life and now everythings exceptional and better than ever He also has a serious problem with sub psychotic rage episodes but t s all cool because the ex virgin will solve that with some sexy time He also loves her so much he s willing to kill her She might hate him for Cabal it but she doesn t because hey he didt for love right How romantic He doesn t ask her about Phases of War Crimes Trials of WWII it becasuet s not her business f she wants to take the risk or not It s not like t concerns her Strait jacket anyone They adopt kids like people take Young Junius in stray cats Theres a lot of spatial nconsistencies Perhaps the author doesn t know that the nape s Tales From Greenfuzz 3 in the back of a person s neck Sof you are standing Ambush in the front theres no way of reaching Leaves and Stems from Fossil Forests: A Handbook of the Paleobotanical Collections in the Illinois State Museum it with your mouth unless you re a fucking giraffe The reader gets sentances like Candy snapped with the knowledge that she lost whatever control she had over Madison was gone Did anyone even read this book before publishing Thiss one exaple how this author wants to emphasize something Milk Teeth: Poems in ancorrect sentance and abuses redundancy Not to mention that most of the book s dialog and when t s not this Ein Paradies aus Nichts is the shit you getI see people say the sexs so amazing and not for anyone s delicate sensibilities I thought The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry it was just tedious and absurd The story lacks tension ands built around the sex Glory, Passion, and Principle: The Story of Eight Remarkable Women at the Core of the American Revolution instead ofncorporating t n an actual plot I also hate that she has to tell the readers what everyone Mary Mc Leod Bethune Papers: The Bethune Foundation Collection (Black Studies Research Sources) is feeling and thinking removing any possible suspense and uncertainty For example we find out that the male protagonist while being mistreated at the beginning of the book torture experiments etc lost any will to fight He basically doesn t care Andf you didn t get that you should have because the author tells you that he doesn t care about 15 times Just n case you missed the first 5 I m not stupid and hate when I m being treated like an diot 3 Fenway Fiction: Short Stories from Red Sox Nation is my absolute limit and this ones really pushing Highschool of the Dead, Band 2 it Alln all by the end of the book I was banging my head aga. Men act funny around her her boss Rick Stein’s Secret France is a real jerk she feels like an outsider her best friend turns out to be a sixteen year old punk and thencredibly handsome guy renting the room adjoining hers not only hogs the bathroom taking three showers a day and leaving her with cold water but he also has a secret A secret that she becomes a bit obsessed with and can't let go no matter how many times she's warned offDetective Ephraim Williams learned long ago not to show any emotion or allow himself to get attached to humans What was the point They came and went and he remained This time

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New York Times Bestselling author RL Mathewson was born in Massachusetts She’s known for her humor uick wit and ability to write relatable characters She currently has several paranormal and contemporary romance series published including the Neighbor from Hell series Growing up RL Mathewson was a painfully shy bookworm After high school she attended college worked as a bellhop fast

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