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Having a small chocolate treat Avery has a great positive silly attitude and Turic is a babylike lovable mega buff loyal warrior Part of what attracted me to this book is how similar it is to Ruby Dixon s Ice Planet Barbarians books which I eally enjoy I can t wait to keep eading this series 3 12 stars Now I know how Smurfette must have felt being the only female in a village full of horny blue males So much of this tale is just idiculousMind you that s totally intentional and hey it s hilarious at points too I have a feeling that Turic would be a famous porn star if he ever decided to move to earth I guess it s all about whether you e willing and able to go along with this particular brand of silly and smutty and Ms Fox eventually brought me over to her version of the blue side Turic drank of her sweet nectar all of last night and this morningAll eyes are on me wondering what my culip looks like I tap Turic on the back Can we not talk about my culip in front of the whole village pleaseBut he just goes on And my cheeks get edder I ve actually been to the blue side before with the Ice Planet Barbarians series In fact I felt that Barbarian eally was a kind of parody of those books which is pretty funny for its own easons I mean for starters IPB is often Fat: An Appreciation of a Misunderstood Ingredient, with Recipes referred to as Planet Blueballs amongst itseaders She s the Saku Destroyer of Dinosaurs and Slayer of Monsters So anyways if you e looking for something serious Where you ll suspend all disbelief She opens her massive jaws and lets out a sueaking oar that has my heart pumping like a fcking jackhammer on steroids I swallow as I look around for a weapon A ock A stick AnythingIf I m going to die I m going to die fightingBecause that s how we do stuff on planet earthThere s nothing but dirt and ocks that I could possibly lift up around me so I stuff my hands in my pockets hoping for a miracle Maybe a Darkness Light rocket launcherThe key to my tiny apartmentIt s all I have I must have left myocket launcher in my other shortsI slide the key between my fingers and hold up my fists hoping that maybe the T Rex will die of laughter For the love of Jebus don t look hereBut if you want some super silly oll your eyes sometimes laugh out loud alien smut with a wise cracking heroine and a protective massively built hot blue Tarzan like dude with special alien giftsskills in the sack and who is often eferred to as a smurf of some kind by the heroine as well as dinosaurs an irritating but sometimes helpful talking obot and massive ocks falling from the sky I walk back into the village like a goddamn warrior princessWait until Turic gets a load of this He s going to shit his animal skin loincloth Then this my friends is the book for youIf you e in any way curious about the crazysauce check out my updates to see whether this particular episode of the blue and the batty might work for you Never thought I d say this but I am in LOVE with aBlue Alien SaviorBlue Chris HemsworthThe extra from the set of AvatarA Sexy BlueberryThe Me Tarzan HeroBlue RamboSuper SmurfSexy SmurfSteamy SmurfThoughtful SmurfBlue BerserkerI mean The Mighty Turic with eight YES Eight perfectly symmetrical shreddedlarge ab muscles Really don t have to think too hard about this one I loved itSexy Smurf George of the Jungle Avatar like man in Jurassic Park it s a thing and I want Basically Woman gets kidnapped by alien spaceship while at the movies with Best Friend Woman is told by a cheap tin like obot that she has been selected to become the love slave for breeding purposes to a mantis like creature before being beheaded and impregnated with his larvae nice Woman along with other females takes over spaceship and crashes onto a nearby planet On said nearby planet woman is escued by Sexy Blue RamboSmurf named Turic And etc etc etc Can t give too much away but you have a tramp stamp and apartment key to look forward to Avery Turic sighI freaking loved them They are the perfect Me Tarzan You Jane couple And Avery our h OMG Kim Fox Juno Wells you know how to write a heroine who can make a eader pee her pants from laughter I had to bust out the DependsDon t judge me She can write some funny H%T Boogalooga moo I answer back with a nod Goobaloober woober I told you I don t speak fucking alien You misunderstand me I say my voice Not Handsome Enough racing You see in my planet Goobaloober woober is the highest compliment there is It means that you look like a sexy blueberry We finally get there and he points to a cave Cheecha pourten No I say shaking my head I said Holiday Inn I spoke to a nice guy named Greg on the phone He upgraded me to an executive suite for free There are so many LOL moments to look forward to I hope you take a chance and give this one a try It was fabulous Thank you Umaiya for another fantasticecommendation Keep on sending them my way Overall Rating 5 Sexy Smurf STARSPrice is Right view spoiler YES 100 on hide spoiler. E been their lunch if it wasn't for Turic my blue alien saviorHe's no Sven but he has other ways to please meAnd this muscular alien with the heavenly tongue is making this harsh alien planet feel like home .


His This here of course has dinosaurs and uite some humorous bits Though if you want to ead something funny that also has some humanalien er elations in it I would still Busy Park recommend Rod Holder s Water For Alien Were Dinos Unless you love mint chocolate chip ice cream and wouldeally much Beer Law: What Brewers Need to Know rather have it stay that way OhMyGodHilarious doesn t even begin to cover how funny this book wasTotal fluff but it s the best piece of fluff I have everead Not even kiddingAn entire separate star for the funnyI wanted to share why I was GIS and Fr�uleins: The German-American Encounter in 1950s West Germany rolling on the floor laughing with my sister and before I knew it I dead 4 chapters aloudThis has never happened before xDI mean damn If all books by Kim Fox are this funny she is soon gonna become an auto buy author Who wants a huge muscular blue alien with a massive dick and a vibrating pelvis If only So I accidentally managed to start The Confederate Privateers rereading this after downloading on kindle unlimited again and as I gave it a second go through and appreciated this so much this second time around so I am upping myating slightlyWith a three year gap between maybe I m just attuned to embracing all that is weird and wonderful and this certainly has that in absolute spades no contestSo brief Big Bad Detective Agency recap Avery and her friend are kidnapped from a movie theatre or cinema if your British like me by aliens and not liking their current fate manage to hijack the spacecraft and with the assistance of an onboardobot Tom land it on the planet ZandiporHere they get chased by a vicious scary T Rex fall into a dangerous The Placer ragingiver and get separated from each otherAvery is then Otto Freundlich: Cosmic Communism rescued from her dire fate by a massive brawny and blue alien native wannabe smurf called TuricSo this was aeally funny one that doesn t take itself to seriously it was all very tongue in cheek almost slapstick at times and a whole lot of funThe Blue aliens are not the brightest bunch and that includes TuricBut though he may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer he was extremely sweet even when he was over sharing also very enthusiastic to one and all especially when discovering Avery s Culip and his heart was definitely in the The Tattooist of Auschwitz (The Tattooist of Auschwitz, right placeThis was surprisingly enjoyable but silly and definitely non seriousReviewed By Beckie Bookwormhttpswwwfacebookcombeckiebookwormwwwbeckiebookwormcom I discovered this by chance NOT thanks to my friends Jilly and Umaiya Yes I know Jilly that Umaiya loves you But I m sooooo happy to haveead thisI don t know why people were staring at meThis book is HILARIOUS If you Profiles in Leadership: Historians on the Elusive Quality of Greatness re having a bad day you MUSTead this one it would do wonders for your moodThere e abduction by praying mantis aliens for breeding purposes tin can stupid obots dinosaurs huge blue alien hunks Smurfs TMI You ll not believe anything but you ll laugh your head offThere e smexy times but they were hilarious tooAt the end I was laughing until tears were olling down my cheeks Thanks to Umaiya for telling me that this book is funny I love funny and sarcastic characters and books and this one delivered big time I knew the author was one of my girls when I ead her little note before the book began To James CameronHit me up if you want to make this into a movieThere is one conditionI get to play Avery and I want Chris Hemsworth to play TuricI m eady to start filming the love scenes whenever you are Yeah I like herOkay so if you were ever a fan of Ruby Dixon s books Ice Planet Barbarians you need this in your life So freaking funny and smutty It s smutlariousAvery gets abducted by aliens and ends up on a planet with dinosaurs and blue hunks Luckily they need women which we know from fiction is a very big problem in other galaxies women shortages She hooks up with Turic the mighty Turic talks about himself in the third person something that I would normally find very douchey but somehow he makes it adorableAnd you Der Bilderwächter re adorable too Elmo You can get away with third person talking tooSheesh he s such a sensitive bitchTuric takes Avery back to his camp of horny smurf dudes and things get ugly pretty fast Apparently in this village Papa Smurf is a giant asshole and wants to kill Avery Now I don t want to spoil but shockingly his murderous plans may not succeed Maybe Like I said I don t want to spoil You will just have toead it yourself to find out if our heroine dies at the hands of Asshole Papa SmurfSee Total doucheTuric is sweet cute and has no inhibitions at all He has a tendency to over share He has no idea what TMI means Once they get to the village he turns into this guyAvery is super normal funny and sarcastic She kept me laughing the whole time This book was hilarious And very dirty Don t expect amazing literature just expect to be entertained I m totally eading everything else I can find by this author now She gets me Actual ating 35 starsI liked this story because it made me laugh a lot This is a very light short adorably goofy omance It is like. An alien planetAnd that's exactly where I amThe flowers are as big as cars the bugs as big as dogs and there's no Holiday Inn in sightOh and did I forget to mentionthere are freaking dinosaurs hereI would hav.

Barbarian Alien Barbarians of Zandipor #1 (EPUB)

Oh man This book was awesome Well if you like blue alien heroes that is And while I might ve thought they weren t eally my thingthey absolutely are There were so many laugh out loud moments The heroine is just Schätze Aus Dem Musée Picasso, Paris real as in what your best friend is probably like if not yourself Her outlook and inner monologue were hilarious because they were exactly what I would think Then you ve got that big hulking blue alien Turic who is all he mancaveman with an immediately Mine mentality and yeah I was completely blissed outThanks to my Goodreads friend Erika forecommending this book to me I ll be digging further into this crazy new world that s for sureRead via Kindle UnlimitedDual POVSafe view spoilerno owom drama h is not a virgin hide spoiler Kind of an anniversary Letters to Rollins read Last April my love for mint chocolate chip ice cream ended abruptly Thanks Rod Holder shakes fist But it was also the beginning of some treasured friendships Like most friendships these days it started with a genitally tentacled alien in need of some water Or maybe that s just me Anyways all of us were already set on this path some time before And I thought now would be a good time to brieflyeturn to the blue side What is this blue side you might ask Well it s pretty straightforward actually Just your Britain, Europe And The Third World regularomance plot but with some especially colorful protagonistsOkay so this seems to be the way it usually goes There s a group of female earthlings that gets abducted by some green aliens for some Scotland Yard reason they are always green Said female earthlings are not too happy about it and a bit of a tussle ensues In all that chaos something goes wrong with the spaceship and the whole party has to land on some coveniently positioned planet where however they face someather unwelcoming circumstances In this case here it s dinosaurs yay But that foreign world is also inhabited by very gentle blue aliens for some eason they are always blue whose tribes happen to be short on females of course One of the earthlings and one of the aliens espectively get separated from the Unverified: A Novel rest of their kind and slowly or actuallyather uickly they get pretty close with each other But as is often the case when you meet some alien friend for the first time there s the problem of communication at first He turns and frowns as he looks down at me Ratchata hurew he saysI don t speak alien I answer with a frustrated shake of my head I speak English and about ten words of French Bonjour Avion ChaisesHe doesn t seem to understand French either I m not surprised French is hard as shit Yep French is Grand Teton Explorers Guide really pretty hard Shortly after that point in the story other things get pretty hard as well and also astonishingly big An extended period of la copulation followsThe blue ones might not speak English or French very well but they still are extraordinarily gifted with their tongues Add to that some uite unearthly sized andor shaped appendages and it will surely lead to several climaxes in the story Now would be the point where mint chocolate chip ice cream might come into play But here it does not And anyway for me that train has already left the station Thanks Rod Holder shakes fistWhere was I Ahight because of the female shortage on his planet the blue guy would love nothing than to impregnate his precious earthling with his precious and potentially very tasty seed This now this is where the UFO Crash at Roswell: The Genesis of a Modern Myth relationship might come to be seriously tested But then again they know each other for days already so usually it is smooth sailingObviously now the blue guy wants to introduce his mate to his tribe Butemember no females there So of course this leads to a bit of a scramble But big surprise here in this particular book it doesn t happen at all for the Peig: The Autobiography of Peig Sayers of the Great Blasket Island reasons I thought it would In fact Turic s tribe finds Avery not very desirable And they are also kindaude in expressing their distaste for her But Turic ever the gentleman vigorously defends her pride Avery may not be a Sandroka Turic says defending me But she is female She has a culip A beautiful culip that drips with sweetness and smells like the divine Cheecho herself Turic drank her sweet nectar all of last night and this morningJesus Turic I whisper TMI D aww Such a sweetheart But yeah Avery is Löwen wecken right Thiseview also contains a little too much information already So nothing about the storyThis book was funnier than Ice Planet Barbarians but not necessarily better During my first visit to the blue side I saw two characters that made for a pretty sweet couple In spite of one of them having fangs and horns and a tail But do some minor anatomical differences like these Fathers and Sons: Roads Classics really matter that much True love comes on the insideight Turic by the way is much human like What he has in common with Vektal is his blue skin huge cock and skilled tongue But I liked Vektal and Georgie better together They also had of the nookie which is pretty important for a book like I went camping onceTwo hours later I was checked into a Holiday Inn lying on a table and getting massaged by a muscular Swedish man named SvenIf I can't survive on a campground how can I survive by myself on.

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